If I hear one more dude come up to me and say oh Bree ya wanna experience a real man’s dick? I have a massive cock for you. Sure I am all eye rolling cause I know exactly what the fuck they are about to say. And let me tell you something it its gonna be straight up small. This is the shit small penis humiliation phone sex is made from.
Honestly, you think I do this type of call just for fun? Ok so I do but really I do it cause all the fuckers who walk up to me thinking that shit between their legs requires them to walk bow legged when really they should be crossing their legs when they sit.
Today’s massive disappointment was a guy going on and on about how his amazing massive monster cock was gonna split my teen fucking pussy wide open. Really? Seriously? Go on tell me then. What do you got between those chubby thighs of yours?
6 inches.
Sorry what?
Cant hear you over my laughing. Full on belly laugh is what I got going on. Dude the only thing I am about to introduce you to is some straight up small penis humiliation phone sex cause here is my number. There is no fucking way my pussy is getting near that pathetic shit. No matter how good you eat pussy.
My massive 6 inches. Oh my gawd!
Hell best call me and another sexy teen friend cause she wont believe me. That way you can have 2 of us laugh our asses off.
Bree.