Why is it always the small dick guys who always wanna show off their dingalings? Seriously, this isn’t even the bratty phone sex princess side of me talking, no big dick guy has ever led with hey, wanna see my dick?
Or even said hey guess how big my cock is?
Cause they have nothing to prove to a bratty phone sex princess like me. They know what they have in their hand, and they are happy to just jerk away while we share some dirty chat.
But you small dick losers always have to be like hey guess how big my dick is?
Umm, it ain’t gonna be big, that is for sure. Toss out some tiny number like 3 inches.
Oh its bigger than that.
Ask them how big then and you will not believe the number they toss back. 3.4 inches. Now I get when you’re that tiny, every little dash on the measuring tape matters, but come on, dude. Did you pull back your balls to get that point 4 on the tape measure? Or did you just measure back to your butthole for that whole 3.4 cause I have a feeling your dick is only 1.8 inches.
If you wonder, this bratty phone sex princess does roll her eyes an awful lot during small penis humiliation calls. Like, OMG, could those fucking cocks get any smaller? Ohhh wait, they fucking can!
When you small dick fucks say your girlfriend is off on a date while you’re at home wanking I am really not surprised. I mean, I am surprised you have a girlfriend, but like the minute you describe your in a cuck relationship, then I get it cause no girl will wanna spend her life with your useless cock.
So if you like the idea of a bratty princess laughing at your small dick, then by all means call me. Cause I am in the mood to laugh, just ask for Bree.
